Thursday, April 27, 2006

 

Day 2

P.G. Wodehouse offered the following scale for hangovers:

1. The Broken Compass
2. The Sewing Machine
3. The Comet
4. The Atomic
5. The Cement Mixer
6. The Gremlin Boogie

I would have thought, given last night's quantities, that I'd be at about 4.5 or better on the Wodehouse Hangover Scale, but amazingly I find I'm only about a 1.5. Perhaps it was all the food along the way.
Comments:
Steal some kid's Ritalin. That should take care of it.
 
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